Easy Human Existence!

*Creative Writing Assignment*

1 Really Big Bomb.

2 Waring factions, different ideologies AND religious beliefs

1/4 Cup of human brains

10,000 Human lives

1/4 Cup of ego (in place of compassion and understanding)

1 Megalomaniac

First, take the waring factions, ideologies, and religions and slice them finely against the natural grain. You will know your doing it right when they start to chant and make other weird noises. Next, coat the pan with the 10,000 human lives, preferably the humble kind. They may try and resist and move around, but that’s okay.  The bomb will take care of that. Take the 1/4 cup of human brains and throw it out the window. Turns out we’re not going to need it, and it just complicates things anyways. Now cut the ego and half, massage it firmly, and gently lay down each half on one side of the pan. Let rise for about five years.  Finally take the megalomaniac and give him the really big bomb. Put your ear plugs in and face the other way.  After a year, scrape the bottom of the pan and you have the Human Existence!