Sex or Powder Day: The Better Climax.

Sex or Powder day? 

I was talking with some friends of mine awhile back about the awesomeness of a powder day. A powder day by the way, is a day when you get to the ski hill and at least a foot of snow has fallen the previous night. Now some of my friends were boarders/skiers and some were not, and it ended up coming about that a powder day was better then sex. Clearly.  There where a variety of reasons for this, longevity, amount you could do in a day, and the frequency (that was where the largest discrepancies tended to be). At the end of the day (take a drink) however, a powder day is better then sex. 

So to try and convey this message to all those powder day virgins, or regular virgins, (I make no assumptions), I decided to rewrite a pop song that seems to feature sex prominently in the theme.  So it it is, Tik Tok by Ke$ha. You can tell comment about which version is better. (At some point this week I will upload my full audio rendition of this song so you can wait until then to comment if you like.)

Tik Tok - rewritten by Al

Wake up in the morning feeling like P.Diddy, grab my Board from the corner going catch that gondie, 

Before I go, double check, That I’m all strapped in,

Girls lying in the sheets saying, please stay in bed

I’m talking meter and half of Pow pow

Hearing just stay in bed now now

Its Powder day today day

Going to  hit that line thats crazy.....

Can’t stop, buckle up 

Get a spray in the face

Not talking sex

Im not talking snow

That feeling can’t be replaced

Tik tok on the clock, Before it 

All gets skied out... NO.......

Can’t stop, buckle up 

Get a spray in the face

Not talking sex

Im not talking snow

That feeling can’t be replaced

Tik tok on the clock, Before it 

All gets skied out... NO.......

Only care in the world Is getting first run,

leave the skiers at the top, they can kiss my bum

I hear em yelling and a swearing that I took their line

There’s no love between us and you know that the best Run is Mine!

Im talking about hiting that dope bowl bowl,

Never getting too cold cold

Catching fat air on that lip lip

oh shit im about to bail bail

oh shit im bailing bail.... Urgh.....

Bridge:
Girl you build me up, 

You make me feel 

Oh you make squeal

Yeah you feel me

But I got you girl

Anytime I want

And for this one time girl,

I’ll last more than 5...

Get your gear on

Get the BIGGY On

Get it ON ON ON ON...

And the party want stop till i’m all done

Can’t stop, buckle up 

Get a spray in the face

Not talking sex

I’m not talking snow

That feeling can’t be replaced

tik tok on the clock, Before it 

All gets skied out... NO.......

Can’t stop, buckle up 

Get a spray in the face

Not talking sex

Im not talking snow

That feeling can’t be replaced

Tik tok on the clock, Before it 

All gets skied out... NO.......